I love
Love my
Love my Japanese squeeze

I love
I love my
Japanese squeeze

I met her in Waikiki
It was Halloween
When I asked her to the dance
Then she said she love to polka
I say “Polka? How provocative”

I love
I love my
Love my Japanese squeeze

I love
I love my
Japanese squeeze

Then we went to the dance
She’s in her polka dots
I’m in my puka pants
And were polka-ing alright
And the DJ say

“Shake that booty in the polka pit, yeah
Shake that booty in the polka pit, yeah
Shake that booty in the polka pit, yeah
Shake that booty in the polka pit, yeah”

You’re the best polka partner I’ve ever had

I love
I love my
Japanese squeeze

I love
I love my
Japanese squeeze

So we went to the beach
Our toes are minglin’, bodies tinglin’
I realize our love was divine
I ask her to be mine

Love my
Japanese squeeze

I love
I love my
Japanese squeeze

So we surf all day
Polka all night
Everything is alright
With me and my Japanese squeeze

Please

I love my
I love my
I love my
I love my
I love my
I love my
Japanese squeeze
Japanese squeeze
Japanese squeeze
Love my Japanese squeeze